pixieneverland:
by Julia Soderberg
tush:
my wife didn’t appreciate my fridge magnet poem.
i can’t even play hard to get i’m already hard to want
it feels like someone…..
WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING
peasantsbegone:
i used to make these back in the day
vvorldwideweb:
im like 60% sadness and 40% bad jokes
lostcake:
I’ll come back for you I whisper as I caress the books I can’t afford.
ranetree:
I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.
skyhighspacecadet:
my feels
rabioheab:
people who brag about doing drugs are annoying but people who brag about not doing drugs are also annoying
hootowlforlife:
I ALSO MET THIS DALEK AND HE WAS SAYING SOMETHING LIKE “ALL OF HUMANITY WILL BE EXTERMINATED” AND THEN I WALKED UP TO HIM TO GET A PICTURE AND HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID “EXCEPT FOR YOU. YOU’RE CUTE.”
SO OMG A DALEK FLIRTED WITH ME